PRIVACY POLICY
Data Collection & Protection Protocols
DATA COLLECTION OVERVIEW
The Alien Observer respects your privacy and is committed to protecting your personal information. This privacy policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your data when you visit our website.
As a satirical news platform, we maintain minimal data collection practices while ensuring the security and functionality of our services.
INFORMATION WE COLLECT
AUTOMATIC DATA COLLECTION
- • IP addresses and general location data
- • Browser type and version information
- • Pages visited and time spent on site
- • Referring website information
- • Device type and operating system
USER-SUBMITTED DATA
- • Email addresses (if provided for notifications)
- • Any content you voluntarily provide
HOW WE USE INFORMATION
DATA PROTECTION
We implement appropriate security measures to protect your personal information against unauthorized access, alteration, disclosure, or destruction. This includes:
TECHNICAL MEASURES
- • SSL encryption for data transmission
- • Secure server infrastructure
- • Regular security updates
- • Access controls and monitoring
ADMINISTRATIVE MEASURES
- • Limited access to personal data
- • Staff training on data protection
- • Regular privacy audits
- • Incident response procedures
THIRD-PARTY SERVICES
We may use third-party services for analytics, hosting, and other functions. These services have their own privacy policies and data practices:
ANALYTICS SERVICES
We use privacy-focused analytics to understand site usage without collecting personal identifiers.
HOSTING SERVICES
Our website is hosted on secure, privacy-compliant infrastructure with appropriate data protection measures.
YOUR RIGHTS
You have certain rights regarding your personal information:
CONTACT US
If you have questions about this privacy policy or wish to exercise your rights, please contact us through our available channels.
Last Updated: This privacy policy was last updated on 10/30/2025. We may update this policy from time to time, and any changes will be posted on this page.